A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he is having a show in a small club in a town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual hilarious dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting sarcasticly:
"I've heard enough of your really good new blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only us blondes, but women in general!"
The ventriloquist gets really ashamed and begins to apologize, when the blonde suddenly yells:
"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"